Monday Muse: Tallest Man on Earth Live at The Madison

He’s not actually that tall…

The Girl and I got a special treat last week, we got to see one of our favorite artists perform at the Madison Theatre in Covington. The Tallest Man on Earth, the stage name of Swedish folkster Kristian Matsson, writes deliciously Dylonesque songs about love and loss. He’s a delightful poet and an incredibly fun stage performer. I was just gonna share a clip but his show from just the beginning of May in St Paul was live streamed. So here you go, this is pretty much what we saw.

Enjoy…

Monday Muse: God is a Bullet

Shoot straight, from the hip
Gone forever in a trigger slip
You know, it could have been
It could have been your brother

As Muslims in Christchurch, New Zealand, grieved after attacks on two mosques killed at least 50 people and injured dozens more, several charities sought donations to help the wounded and the victims’ families rebuild their lives.
Donors can research the organization or charity before offering help by checking the website Charity Navigator, which grades charities based on transparency, accountability and financial health.

The New York Times

Help if you can… Love, hugs and more love to all caught up in this tempest.

Monday Muse: 9 to 5

The Schmoo, my musical theatre obsessed NB-Teen has been taking lessons at the Cincinnati Playhouse in the Park. One of the numbers that they will be doing a solo in at the end of the session will be from the Broadway adaptation of 9 to 5.  This tickles me pink because I love the original Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlion and Jane Fonda film, the movie that kicked off the 80’s workplace comedy boom, as well as the album of the same title. So I get to share both with them!

Monday Muse: Minstrel in the Gallery

If I had to pick one Jethro Tull album for my desert island this would be it. So I thought I’d throw it up there to celebrate almost a month of the new blog. And yes I know it’s late.

Things are actually proceeding pretty much as I planned. After an initial burst of enthusiasm I’ve managed to miss a few dailies, but that’s OK. Getting this thing up and running was always going to be a process, an experiment in getting me writing with more regularity and confidence. I’m not a natural writer, typing is slow and hard for me and unless I’m in one of the unpredictable hyper-focus periods of my ADHD it’s exhausting to concentrate on one task for too long. But I’m gonna keep plugging along.

I really wish I’d been able to see them live in this era…

Monday Muse: First Aid Kit sing to Emmylou

I don’t remember where I first heard sisters Klara and Johanna Söderberg, better known as the Swedish folk duo First Aid Kit. It may have been on NPR’s All Songs Considered, way back in 2011. But I know that this song from their 2012 album Lion’s Roar is the one that cemented their place in my collection.

Making Emmylou cry…

But wait there’s more… here they are singing my favorite Emmylou Harris song, the title track to 2001’s Red Dirt Girl…

Making Emmylou cry more…

Their new album Ruins is pretty yummy too… Enjoy.

Monday Muse: Sick Burn of the Year Edition

“You mean you used to listen to this un-ironically?”

Abby Doench, 13, with the Sickest Burn of 2019 so far….

Yes child… yes I did…

So as a vinyl collector I subscribe to a service that texts me deals on new records I might like. And when a sweet 200 gram remaster of Rush‘s 1977 release A Farewell to Kings just after the holidays… well it kinda just jumped into my queue. And so had I’ve “Closer to the Heart” stuck in my head all week. Which led to the sick burn of the year above, uttered as I assaulted the family with Dad Rock on a shopping g trip. And yes I STILL listen to Rush un-ironically, though not with quite the same enthusiasm as in my substance fueled twenties. I gotta admit that the Canadian trio hasn’t quite aged quite as well as some of my other Prog Rock faves.

The music still moves me, the amazing drumming of Neil Peart,  Alex Lifeson’s wondrously inventive guitar work, and  Geddy Lee’s unique aggressive falsetto combine to make sonic masterpieces. And I absolutely admire the gusto that band throws into sprawling eleven minute sagas like .”Xanadu” and “Cygnus X-1 Book I: The Voyage. But I have to admit that Peart’s songwriting chops are still in infancy at this stage of their evolution. The subject matter is ambitious, but Peart wields his lyrics like blunt instruments, as if he missed the classes on metaphor and simile in English class. The end result can seem kind of corny… as this Family Guy clip lampoons…

“And now here’s a song about Radio Towers!”

A lifelong Jethro Tull fan develops a thick skin though, so while the sick burn stung, the scars will heal. So here’s an unapologetic 13 minute live performance of a song about a FREAKING BLACK HOLE to chew on…




Monday Muse: Astronomy

As I have meandered down the road we all tred towards rigor mortis, I find myself trying, within the bounds of reason, to be less judgmental about the music I don’t like. I’ve even taken a second look at stuff that younger me hated and learned to like it.

But sometimes something is shit, and I’m here today to tell you that while Astronomy by Blue Öyster Cult is one of my favorite songs of all time…

…this cover of Astronomy by heavy metal legends Metallica is terrible…

Now if you have known me a long time you know that I have never been a fan of Metallica. I still remember the look on brothers face when it was revealed that Jethro Tull’s Crest of a Knave had won the very first Grammy for Best Metal Performance over Metallica’s …And Justice for All. But I’m not gonna be obtuse about it, they appear to be really good at what they do well. And as you can hear, they appear to be very bad at anything else.

Astronomy first appeared on BÖC’s third studio album, 1974’s Secret Treaties, and was revived as a piece of their 11th (and final major label) album, the sweeping mystical concept album Imaginos. Both Eric Bloom on the original and Donald “Buck Dharma” Roeser on Imaginos bring just the right amount of spookiness to the lead vocals to echo the Bouchard brothers poetry, and the band supplies an eerie backdrop, supporting the lyrics wonderfully until Buck’s virtuoso guitar leaps out of the mist at you.

Compare and contrast to Metallica’s version. Included on their 1998 Garage Inc.  album of cover tunes, you can easily imagine Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield spinning some Cult as kids as they learned to shred. But they are just completely out of place covering this song. Hetfield’s lusty growl, which made Enter Sandman an iconic hit, grates against Bouchard’s lyrics like an old transmission grinding gears. I’m pretty tone deaf, but I’m not sure that he’s staying in key the whole time either. And he adds a bunch of “YEAHS!” and other metal grunts that detract from the mood. The Schmoo couldn’t understand what he was singing at all and I nodded because I only knew because I know the lyrics.

And as for the music? I guess they did their best, but by the time they get to the main guitar solo the song has lost all of it’s mysticism, the subtle interplay of lyric and sound brutally squashed under what feels like “generic Metallica grinding guitars.” What we end up with is a product that just exposes all of Metallica’s weaknesses without highlighting any of their strengths. And that’s the sad part because there are plenty of BÖC songs that would sound great in Metallica’s style. The high speed attack of 7 Screaming Dizbusters,  the crunchy goofiness of Godzilla, or the classic metal licks of Career of Evil  (written by Patti Smith of all people.) It’s like they picked one of the least “Metallica” songs they could to cover.

I guess I came out ahead though. Due to the chaos caused by the creation of Imaginos and the conflict it opened in the band they had dropped Astronomy from their touring set for years. The only time I’ve ever had the chance to see them live, with Blum, Lanier and Buck Dharma at Annies down on Kellogg Avenue. And lucky for me, because Metallica had released their cover earlier that year they had put it back in. So thanks got Metallica I got to hear my favorite Cult song live.

Monday Muse: 2018 Favorites

2018 may have been a bit of a crap year, but I picked up some great music anyways. Here are my three favorites of 2018…

Last Man Standing, Willie Nelson

I grew up with country music. Dad was the news director at WUBE and our radio was always tuned to 105 FM. So even though it’s never been cool, I will always have a soft spot for the kind of smart ass honkey tonk vibe that Willie taps into here. The title track sets the mood for a romp through the country legend’s life as the 85 year old watches his fellow outlaws shuffle off the stage, wondering who’s next and will he be ready when his time comes up.

Love in Wartime, Birds of Chicago

We discovered Birds of Chicago at the first Nowhere Else Festival, a yearly shindig at a farm that Linford and Karin of Over the Rhine have turned into a musical Mecca of sorts. They just blew me away with an energetic mixture of roots, soul, gospel and rock. Love in Wartime continues to please the ears and feed the soul.

All that Reckoning, Cowboy Junkies

On All that Reckoning, Alan Anton and the Timmins clan; Margo Micheal and Peter, manage to craft an album that calls your mind back to 90’s college radio crackling through the ether to the stereo of your 5th hand car as you pick your way home in the dead of night down lonesome roads past quiet farms and abandoned quarries with the windows down to clear the heavy hot summer air as you pray the fumes in your tank get you home before the sun comes up…
Seriously… that’s what it’s like.